random thoughts by jack handy

here are some random thoughts I've had lately:

Working at TMZ must really suck....i wonder if they have you start on the D list celebrities like Spencer from the hills and slowly move up to good people like Morgan Freeman and Danny Diveto

What ever happened to Christopher Lloyd and why did "great scott" never catch on like it should have

I've recently realized on a road trip that technology has flip flopped in the past 3 years in me owning an ipod and now the radio has cooler shit than my gym, rock, chill and sketchy playlists combined

Having Annie Lewis's walking on broken glass on your IPOD under sketchy mix makes your play list that much more sketch (please see later post...weird moments that occurred because my ipod was on shuffle)

more and more people ask me about my blog, but i doubt anyone even comes here as its simply a ploy to get me to buy more media or drink more beer

I recently heard a "dumps like a truck" reference and although hysterical, I'm extremely glad that neither sysco or that saying caught on

who the hell applies to work at TMZ...is there a major for that or do you simply need cash for drug addiction



i wonder if the cashiers who check me out at the super market judge me for my purchases (special k with red berries and most recently a lean cuisine)

i wonder how healthy a lean cuisine really is

I wonder if anyone else other than my buddy Marc knew that Randy Jackson was in Journey, I'm not sure if my opinion of randy jackson just went up or if my opinion of journey went down.....i think I'll have to ask TMZ


if this guy judged me i'd be pissed




"yo dawg your solo is wack" Randy Jackson circa 2007