and thats how a bill becomes a law

Every so often an idea emerges and changes they way people think. Such ideas such as gravity, e=mc square...and now.....the girl on crutches theory.

however controversial, my hopes is that after this hypothesiss all shall understand the knowledge i've gained through countless a/b testing.

now i want you to picture this,....its raining (like katrina) and its a friday night, you've worked all week and are dead tired. Now in this crazy world we live in i like to justify two different segements of the world...people in relationships and people who are emotionally available (more than potenitially).

No if your in a beautiful relationship, your most likely ordering patsys, drinking some red wine and watching some movie with matthew mconohey on this depressing friday night (not to say i ever do this...but we are marshall was amazing).

Now for the other side, if your single, your in your apartment, you've got no food, you've got some expendable money (from not having to order patsys) and deep desire to go out and meet some new people. So what do you do, you brave the weather, go out and make some bad decisions like brittney spears in vegas.

This is why on a given night of inclimate weather (rain/snow) the crowds at bars consist largely of single people (proven fact). Now my logic tells me that if the weathers bad out and theres a group of women at the bar, those women are not only available, but also gullible enough to believe i invented the internet (longer story). And thus creating a theory of inclimate weather.

Now taking this theory to the extreme (sarkady exercise), if you were to break your leg/sprain your ankle, logic has it that you'd most likely cut back on extra physical exerstion for the benefit of personal comfort....but not if your single! This is why if you see anyone out on crutches at a bar, they are most deifnetly single, available and crazy enough to listen to your bullshit.

I remeber it like it was yesterday, a young amsel on an adventure en cancun mexico. I ran into a young woman on cruthces braving the crowd of obnoxious spring breakers to enjoy her vacation. I wondered to myself, wow this girl may have an alochol problem if shes out drinking on crtuches,...but alas she was simply single (and gullible that i was a place kicker for uconn)...but none the less

Dont take my word for it....just ask my boy george: