we won....now what

Now trust me, my high school football career got me no where near states, and the last thing i've come close to winning what a beer pong tournament at a dive bar in nyc...but you've got to think, if your playing in the world series and win on the road....it really cant be THAT cool.

Yeah your jumping into your locker room, spraying enough booze and champagne to cure hunger in several 3rd world countries, but at what point does someone look around and say...man, this is getting awkward.

Yeah this definetly increases your chances at endorsements, probably won you a sick bonus and will help any problems you have in your love life but your in a town full of people that absolutely dispize you. Ok, i take this back, if you're a professional sports player with probelms in your love life....please start playing in traffic now. Ok now back to my theory, here's a real life example as I imagine the red soxs when they won at yankee stadium in '04. You think those guys went out that night in NYC and tore up bars...hell no, if i saw one of those ass clowns i'd probably ..........ask them for thier email addess and spam the shit out of them. (YEAH!)

so here's to you world champions on the road,...enjoy the victory now, because the feeling you get at the end of a 5 minute hug with a teammate is going to need some explaining. None the less you better be well rested casue tomorrow when you wake up your going to have some email to read.